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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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So they tried

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

How do you feel cockroach?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

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They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do some men like older women?

Next, they tried...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

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Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Have you ever had a weird experience immediately following the death of a loved one that made you think there is an afterlife and that the deceased person was communicating with you?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

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No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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